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Coming Soon…

In a suprise announcement, Rob Zombie has said that he will be back to direct the sequel to 2007s Halloween. He is aiming to get the movie out by next October. Zombie is quoted as saying

“Now, we’ll be hauling ass, and that’s the problem making a movie called ‘Halloween’: If you come out Nov. 1 or after, nobody cares. If it was called anything else, I’d be fine.”

Variety.com 15th December 2008

For the full story click here

On a personal note I am amped at hearing this news. I love Zombies movies and I thought that Halloween was his best work to date. Roll on next Halloween.

Until Next Time…

A Very Live Stuffed Parrot

Reported on the BBC today is the fact that researchers have found a joke book from ancient Greece containing what could be classed as the forerunner of the Monty Pythons Dead Parrot sketch.

Here is the link to the article http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7725079.stm

This parrot is just pining for fjords

They say nothing is new but this is just one of the best posted on the BBC page:

Someone needled a well-known wit: “I had your wife, without paying a penny”. He replied: “It’s my duty as a husband to couple with such a monstrosity. What made you do it?”

Until Next Time…

Skiving Aussie fingered on Facebook • The Register.

The response after he is busted is classic.

Thanks to Nik at Dreamleaf for the heads up

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