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Time Confusion

March 30, 2008 By: Paul Category: Bipolar, Rants

I hate today. I spend the whole day thinking it’s a different time to that which it really is.

You see the clocks went forward today and I spend the whole day every year thinking:
“Oh It’s 3pm… but really it’s only 2pm… but it’s really 3pm”
And by the time I have my head around it being 3pm it’s actually 4pm and I think it’s actually only 3pm. It’s a vicious fucking circle that will take days to break.

In other news after 8 weeks off work I am going back to work tomorrow. New hours and new desk (no doubt). I should say that I was only off sick for three weeks… but I had to wait for clearance from all kinds of doctors to let me go back to work. Basically it took almost double the time to get back to work than I was actually off sick. Go figure eh!!!!

Oh well off to iron my trousers for work tomorrow.

Until Next Time…

Movie Day

March 24, 2008 By: Paul Category: TV/Movies/Music

It was a weird Sunday, it snowed, it rained, it shined, it blew. It did all of that just on Sunday morning.

Linda had the day off so after we all got up and watched the Malaysian Grand Prix we went back to bed… I did cook a rather nice breakfast during the last quarter of the race but it was all over bar the shouting by then anyway. Hamilton did well considering the crapy deals he was dealt throughout the race.

Once we all got back up and were awake we decided on making Easter Sunday a Chocolate and Movie Day.

First movie up was 2007 Beowulf. The animated version, not the pants Sci Fi channel one.

Beowulf Poster
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The movie itself is shot for 3D cinema viewing and some would say that it doesn’t really work for the small screen, I disagree. You don’t need all the bells and whistles of 3D to see the mega amount of work that went into the animation of this movie. The voice work is excellent. From Ray Winstones Beowulf who was rather insistent that he was “… There to Kill their MONSTER”, to the Gollumised(ack) language of Grendal it all worked for me and even Mum and Linda commented on the great casting.
The Story is the same story that is always told can’t really change a historical story can you? I don’t know much about the original story but it was more fleshed out that the aforementioned Sci Fi version. It expanded on the story behind Beowulfs Tryst with Grendals Mother.

Jolie Grendals Mother

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This was definatly the better movie of the two we watched on Sunday. The second movie being the Uwe Boll craptastic In The Name Of The King – A Dungeon Siege Story.

This film is basically a sword and sorcery rip off movie. It rips on every decent fantasy movie that has been released in the last ten years. It’s biggest rip is Lord of the Rings. It seems that Boll has tried to cram over 12 hours of LOTR into 100 minutes of In The Name.
The Krul are rips of the Orcs
Jason Stathems Character is a combination of Frodo and Aragorn
The Krul on Horses are rips of the Ring Wraiths.

It was just a mess there were no redeeming features of this film at all. One wonders why such stars as Ray Liotta and John Rhys-Davies were thinking when they signed up for this mess. Oh well I tried it and for once I found next to nothing amusing about this film. Here are a couple of pics for the film:

Leelee SobieskiIn The Name of The King

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That’s about it for me on this one.

Until Next Time…

Bon Jovi

March 19, 2008 By: Paul Category: TV/Movies/Music

Well, the picture of Jon Bon Jovi went down well. I have been musing about where to go from there and well….. I am fucked if I know. Have a Video while I ponder the next step. By the way.. I was at this show and it was bloody hot.. i had third degree sun burn on my forehead.. I looked like a Klingon for a week and a half.

Here is Hey God by Bon Jovi Live at Wembley in 1995 on the These Days Tour

By Request

March 12, 2008 By: Paul Category: Images

I have been requested to supply a picture of this gentleman.

 JBJ

My job is done…

Until Next Time…